Butts.

Did I just seriously say “butts” when talking of a single person.

My picture should be put in Oxford`s dictionary next to the word “disgrace”.

For I have fallen low. 

I`m spending my Sunday night sending my best friend 90`s music videos with horses and guys standing on a mountain with half ripped shirts. And there`s a naked lady. Oh, and did I mention the guy has the cheap German porn flowy hair to his butts? No? 

He does. 

And yes, it`s a music video. Not German porn. Really. YES.

I checked. 

what. 

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby, via leocriss)